May 25, 2012
Obama's Second Term: O2H

A new thriller from the producers of the science fiction classic film, “The Bush Tax Cuts Will Create Jobs,” and its sequel, “The War in Iraq Will Last Three Months.”

May 22, 2012
World's Mega-Rich Form Union: the Fraternal Order of Billionaires Global Local 1

Exclusive to The Final Edition. The Forbes 400 Most Pornographically Wealthy People On Earth are pushing back hard at calls from governments in developed countries to raise taxes on them. They gathered from around the globe last week in an unannounced location to discuss tactics. 

May 22, 2012
Tennessee school bans rainbows, other gay symbols

gaywrites:

The Southern Poverty Law Center is fighting for students at Hardin County High School in Tennessee who were banned from displaying support for LGBT rights in any way.

Isabella Nuzzo and other students were told by an assistant principal that they could not wear rainbows or any other symbols of gay rights because those symbols “advertise or promote sex.” Wait, what?

The group also said the assistant principal terminated a student organized “Week of Pride” event to show support for gay rights and threatened students with suspension, class failure and disqualification from graduations.

“I and many other students were really upset with the school for shutting down free speech about a topic I feel strongly about,” Nuzzo said in the release. “I love my gay friends and life is hard enough without being judged for who you are or for believing in equality.”

I hope SPLC takes this up with a lawsuit, because this is absurd. A rainbow signifies sex? Really? Not only does this perpetuate the flawed but repeated idea that sex is bad bad bad and should never be talked about at school, it likens LGBT rights to purely sexual matters. This deserves attention, and this school deserves a national reality check. 

In other news, Tennessee Passes Law Replacing Sex Ed with a Stiff Whack in the Groin with a King James Bible

(via stfuconservatives)

May 21, 2012
buzzfeed:

cajunboy:

Own it, Paula. Just fucking own it.

Paula… why.

buzzfeed:

cajunboy:

Own it, Paula. Just fucking own it.

Paula… why.

May 18, 2012
Happy Friday! It's the Final Edition Radio Show!

Episode 16:  New York City to add a bike lane to the new 2nd Avenue subway line;  Embedded reporting from the secret meeting of the world’s billionaires, in which they plan to start their own union; a sneak preview at this summer’s most anticipated thriller/horror film:  O2H - When Barack Obama gets re-elected

May 18, 2012
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The GOP in Texas, Arizona, Kansas, and other logic-challenged States that have defunded Planned Parenthood will support a replacement non-non-profit entity to provide a full raft of women’s health services. Details were sparse, but services will include bloodletting, fertility spells, wet-nurses, anti-suicide counseling, and in some cases, chastity belts. They’re calling it Unplanned Parenthood. 

April 16, 2012
25 Little-Known Facts About the Titanic

You think you know everything about the Titanic? You don’t. But The Final Edition does.

April 13, 2012
Armed Kindergarten, In The Constitution, History of End Times, Stonehenge, Hunger Games and more…

April 11, 2012
Mr. Romney's Love song to Mr. Ryan

April 10, 2012
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Timelines, privacy, IPOs… it’s all just preparation for the real product: Facebook Unconscious. Listen. You have no choice.

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